BULLSHIT BINGO!

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all that.

How to Play

Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!

Dialog	Leveraging	Solutions	E-Enable	Result Driven
Strategic	Bottom Line	High Level	Drill Down	Time Frame
Total Quality or Quality Driven	Empower(ment)	Providers	Harness	Customer-Oriented
Front-end	Ball Park	Competence	Revision	Enterprise
Challenge	Out of the Loop	Go Forward Basis	Deliverable	Ubiquitous

Testimonials from Satisfied Players

"I had only been in the meeting five minutes when I won." Jim T of Woy Woy.

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us in unison screamed `Bullshit!' for the third time in 45 minutes." John H of Captains Flat.

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." Greg E of North Ryde

"The atmosphere was tense in the last project meeting as 14 of us waited for the last box." Arthur T of Picton.

"Meetings will never be the same". Gerry P of Narrabundah.

"Sometimes I may play with a twist where I try to use as many words from the list as I can and see whether I get kicked out or whether I get applause. Sadly, it will probably be applause." Name withheld.

"Anyway, I was finding it difficult to put the sentences together for these reports. Its difficult to say something without actually saying anything which sounds like a plan without actually committing anyone to anything. Then suddenly it hit me, bullshit bingo! I'm now using bullshit bingo as my thesaurus and getting lots of compliments from my supervisors and project leaders for my excellent documents". Tim C of Armidale

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