BULLSHIT BINGO!

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all that.

How to Play

Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!

Streamline	Game plan	Strategic	Leverag(e)(ing)	Ball Park
Infomediaries	Bottom Line	Best Practice	Maximizing	Core
Harness	Result Driven	Total Quality or Quality Driven	Think Outside the Box	Outcome-Driven
E-Enable	Compelling	Technologies	Empower(ment)	Targeted
Methodologies	Scope	Client focus(ed)	Going Forward	Hardball

Testimonials from Satisfied Players

"I had only been in the meeting five minutes when I won." Jim T of Woy Woy.

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us in unison screamed `Bullshit!' for the third time in 45 minutes." John H of Captains Flat.

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." Greg E of North Ryde

"The atmosphere was tense in the last project meeting as 14 of us waited for the last box." Arthur T of Picton.

"Meetings will never be the same". Gerry P of Narrabundah.

"Sometimes I may play with a twist where I try to use as many words from the list as I can and see whether I get kicked out or whether I get applause. Sadly, it will probably be applause." Name withheld.

"Anyway, I was finding it difficult to put the sentences together for these reports. Its difficult to say something without actually saying anything which sounds like a plan without actually committing anyone to anything. Then suddenly it hit me, bullshit bingo! I'm now using bullshit bingo as my thesaurus and getting lots of compliments from my supervisors and project leaders for my excellent documents". Tim C of Armidale

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